I am very excited that Elen Caldecott wrote a book about me. It is going to be in the shops in January.
I haven't seen it yet. If they make a film of it, I want Keira Knightley to play me. She was brilliant in Pirates of the Caribbean. Sadly, they won't be able to find anyone ugly enough to play Dawn so she can't be in the film version (just kidding! Honest!!!Honest!!!!!).
When the book comes out, I'm going to write about it here. And also tell you what happened to me AFTER I stole the elephant.